It's got a really stupid, idiotic lyric
That even the suits at the record label will get
The chords are from a thing I downloaded on iTunes
The site that's gonna put them outta business soon

The video will feature me half naked in bed
Rolling around, pouting my lips, and tossing my head
And if they're not quite happy with my boobs and my hips
No worries, they'll just digitally alter it

You say you want it, well now you got it
You say you want it, check it out

CHORUS:

This is an up tempo pop song
Exactly three minutes long
It sounds just like a million other songs you heard
Without a single original note or word

This is your up tempo pop hit
I really hope that you like it
I kept it positive, threw in some sexual stuff
And of course, it's all about love
Love, love, love
Love, love, love

There's gonna be some hot guys dancin' round while I sing
To keep the real, give it an urban thing
But it's still gonna rock, 'cause on the A&R scene?
That's all they wanna hear, since Avril Lavigne

No big deal if there's a bunch of notes I can't hit
Break out the autotune, computerize it
Who cares if I can't sing, I'll just lip-sync on tour
Oh please, she can't believe that's me sing live anymore

You say you want it, well now you got it
You say you want it, check it out

CHORUS

Now here's the bridge
Yeah, here it is
That same old song
Now sing a long

La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la

Sounds just like a million other songs you've heard
Without a single original note or word
This is your up tempo pop hit
I really hope that you like it--