I was in a bloody sex-shop, where I used to waste my time,
Masturbating since 8 o'clock, and I used to waste my mind
Damn it was already 2 am, my girlfriend would bug me again;
On the way I met a whore, but I had to go back home

What the fuck is going on, 8 o'clock on the morning,
And I am still waiting
Nobody's new in my bed, I will never understand
I'll alway have my stinky rough

Then a slut tried to drag me into an odd-so-strange S&M clu
Where girls got penises, where all boy got big tits,
She chilled my dick with her wet mouth, Funinghell it's raining again,
I was petrified by her ass, I am late, I am late, I'm lame

What the fuck is going on, 8 o'clock on the morning,
And I am still waiting
Nobody's new in my bed, I will never understand
I'll alway have my stinky rough

What the fuck is going on, 8 o'clock on the morning,
And I am still waiting
Nobody's new in my bed, I will never understand
I'll alway have my stinky rough