One girl's name is Jean Marie,
Another little girl's called Felicity
One little girl's name is Sally Joy,
My name is Phil and I'm a boy
My name is Vincent, I'm a head case
They're always making up on my face
I'd be lucky if I'd trousers to wear,
The ladies trying things with my hair
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my mother won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
If I say I am, I think it
I want to play cricket on the green,
I want to ride my bike across the street,
I want to get cut and see my blood,
I want to come home all covered in mud
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my mother won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy,
If I say I am, I think it!