I love you, you hate me
Let's make it up over a cup of tea
Take your mind off your mortality,
Win fifty pounds for a shopping spree
Chorus
Take a break,
From the daily routine
Disconnect yourself from the washing machine
The operation didn't go as planned
Couldn't have happened to a nicer man
Cleo the doberman saved my life
My uncle's mistress ran off with my wife
Chorus x1
Bet he did it with my teenage neighbour,
While I was in labour, I was in labour
Chorus x1
Take a break
From the daily routine
Send your life story
to the cheap magazine