+Harvey And Sheila
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Oh, the day they met
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
No one will forget
Harvey's a CPA
He works for IBM
He went to MIT and got his PhD
Sheila's a girl I know,
At BBD& O
She works the PBX,
And makes out the checks
Then came one great day when
Harvey took the elevator,
Sheila got in two floors later,
Soon they both felt they were falling,
Everyone heard Sheila calling,
"Ring the bell,"
But they fell
Harv and Sheila fell in love
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Chose a wedding ring
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Married in the spring
She shopped at A & P
He bought a used MG
They sat and watched TV
On their RCA
Borrowed from HFC,
Bought some AT&T,
And on election day, worked for JFK
Then they went and got a
Charge-A-Plate from RH Macy,
Bought a layette, pink and lacy,
Then they had twin baby girls,
Both with dimples, both with curls,
One named Bea,
One named Kay,
Soon they joined the PTA
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Moved to West LA
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila,
Flew TWA
They bought a house one day,
Financed by FHA
It had a swimming pool, full of H2O
Traded their used MG
For a new XKE
Switched to the GOP,
That's the way things go
Oh that Harvey he was
Really smart, he used his noodle
Sheila bought a white French poodle,
Went to Europe with a visa,
Henry's rich, they say that he's a
VIP!
This could be,
Only in the USA!