(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)
Han in the place where I live
(On the wall)
Think about adhesion, wonder what holds him up there now
Han in my palace at home
(It's the best)
Makes a good example for the people who are working for me

Now if, you have, to hang up your hat
just use, the guy, who's frozen and flat
His hand, is there, to hold things for you
And Han, is there, 'cause I like the view!

Oh Han with my trophies at work
(Excellent)
Think about collection, wonder can I get the Wookiee now
Han, brought here by my best friend
(Boba Fett)
Stops him dumping cargo runs and blowing my employees in half

:-)

Now Han, a statue, is a good sight
I'm glad, that Vader, used carbonite
He's not, asleep, he's stuck in a dream
I like, his face-perpetual scream!

Oh Han on display in my room
(Work of art)
Think of decoration, maybe should I hang him sideways now?
Han, it was worth all the cash
(Every cent)
He even opens bottles and I think he'd make real good doorman

Han on the deck of my barge
Han frozen stiff as a bar
Han doesn't wander too far
Oh Han!