Stan:what would Brian Boitano do if if he was here right now he'd make a plan and he'd follow through that's what Brian Boitano'd do
Kyle:when Brian Boitano was in the olympics skating for the gold he did two salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold
Cartman:when Brian Boitano was in the alps fighting grizzly bears he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair
Stan and Kyle:so what would Brian Boitano do if he were here today im sure he'd kickan ass or two cause thats what Brian Boitano'd do
Cartman:I want this v-chip out of me it has stunted my vocabulary
Kyle: and i just want my mom to stop fighting everyone
Stan: for Wendy'll be an activist too cause thats what Brian Boitano'd do
all: and what would Brian Boitano do he'd call the kids in town and tell them to unite for truth cause thats what Brian Boitano'd
some guy:(talking) did someone say my name
Stan:(talking) who are you
guy:(talking) I'm Brian Dennahy
Kyle:no not fuckin Brian Dennahy
Stan: get the fuck out of here
Brian Dennahy: o byee
all:when Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010 he fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again
Cartman:when Brian Boitano built the pyramids he beat up Kubli Khan
Stan and Kyle: cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit (Cartman blends in)from anybody
Stan:so let's call all the kids together
all: and unite to stop our moms and we'll save Terrance and Phillip too cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do and we'll save Terrance and Phillip too cause that's what Brian Boitano'd dooo cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!