There are times when you are suckered in by drugs and alcohol
and sex with women, mmkay
But it's when you do these things too much, that you become an addict
and must get back in touch

You can do it, it's all up to you, mmkay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack,
Homeless on the street, givin' handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say
It's easy mmkay

Step one, instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole
Step two, instead of shit say poo as in bull poo,
poo head and this poo is cold
Step three, with bitch drop the T cause "bich" is latin for generosity
Step four, don't say fuck anymore,
cause fuck is the worst word that you can say
So Just use the word "mmmkay"

We can do it, it's all up to us, mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
homeless on the street, giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
it's easy mmkay

Step one, instead ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole
Step two, instead of shit say poo as in bull poo,
poo head and this poo is cold
Step three, with bitch drop the T cause "bich" is latin for generosity
Step four, don't say fuck anymore,
cause fuck is the worst word that you can say
Fuck is the worst word that you can say
No we shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck
Fuck No

You're cured you can go!

We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
homeless on the street giving handjobs for cash
Follow his plan and very soon you will say
it's easy mmkay (repeat till end)