Shoot Doris Day
Out of the way
In the pouring rain

Sentimentality pause
As Jimmy Stewart ignores
Her Question

People never stay the same
It's a fight between the
Wild and tame
I've some feelings that
I can't get through
Even to you my friend
Wasting away in vain
Oh! Mercy

Victor Panache
Lost his moustache
In a PR war

Public relationship tears
no one would touch him
For years

People never stay the same
Rushing around in vain
Don't tempt me

People never stay the same
It's a fight between the
Wild and tame
I've some feelings that
I can't get through
But those feelings never
Bothered you

People never stay the same
It's a fight between the
Strong and lame
I've some feelings that
I can't get through
I'll just binge on crack
And tiramisu

Animals don't stay the same
I've some feelings that
I can't get through
Without turning to a
Military coup