[sung]
high above the mucky-muck castle made of clouds
there sits wonderboy sitting oh so proudly
not much to say when your high above the mucky-muck yeah! yeah
wonderboy!!! what is the secret of your power?
wonderboy!!! won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?
[spoken]
now it's time for me to tell you about young nastyman
arch-rival and nemesis of wonderboy
with powers comparable to wonderboy!
what powers you ask?

Well i have the power of flight, that do anything for ya?
that's levitation holmes!
how 'bout the power to kill a yak? from two hundred yards away!
with mind bullets!
That's telekinesis Kyle!
how 'bout the powerto move you?
(twangy guitar bit by Kyle)
[sung]
history of wonderboy and young nastyman
a-rigagoo goo riga goo goo
a secret to be told! a gold chest to be bold!
and blasting forth with three part harmony, yow!
wonderboy!!! what is the secret of your power?
wonderboy!!! won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck MAN
[spoken]
well wonderboy and young nastyman joined forces, they formed a band
the likes of which had never been seen!!!
and they called themselves Tenacious D!
that's right, ME!!! and KG!!!--"that's me"
we're now! TENACIOUS Deeeeeee!!!!!!
come fly with me, fly!!
[guitar solo]
[sung]
wonderboy!!! what is the secret of your power?
wonderboy!!! won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man!
oh! take my hand! young nastyman, and we'll fly!

bring out your broad sword, there's the hydra!
slice his throat, and grab his scrote
you take the high road
I'll take the low
there the crevasse! fill it, with your mighty juice!!