I was cynical, not a great believer,
I thought these things were here to deceive you,
I thought it can't be true, couldn't happen to me,
Be under some-one's power by the count of three,
But I barked like a dog and I walked like a chicken,
They said I took my clothes off, or were they just kidding,
Or were they just kidding ?
Sleep, a deep deep sleep,
I can't remember except for little bits and peeps,
And everyone else they had a better time than me,
But at least I volunteered and that's to say the least,
'Cos' I joined in when they were all chicken,
Now I get a strange feeling when I hear a bell ringing,
Is that a bell ringing ?

I'm in charge of the world, Why don't you bow down before the king,
I'm the president of it all in control of everything,
I'm that thing I can't recall, sorry what was I saying ?,
Oh I think it's happened again,oh my god how embarrassing

What happened,then it all went hazy,
I hope I'm all right and I'm not going crazy,
Oh it'll be fine just delayed reaction,
So we go for a curry before the taxi rank and,
Delayed reaction,

I'm in charge of the world, Why don't you bow down before the king,
I'm the president of it all in control of everything,
I'm that thing I can't recall, sorry what was I saying ?,
Oh I think it's happened again,oh my god how embarrassing

Watch the watch,
Watch it swinging,
Your eye's are getting heavy,
Your mind's relaxing,
Watch the watch,
Watch it swinging,
Your eye's are getting heavy,
Your mind's relaxing,1 2 3

I'm in charge of the world, Why don't you bow down before the king
I'm the president of it all in control of everything,
I'm that thing I can't recall, sorry what was I saying ?,
Oh I think it's happened again,oh my god how embarrassing

I'm in charge of the world, Why don't you bow down before the king
I'm the president of it all in control of everything,
I'm that thing I can't recall, sorry what was I saying ?,
Oh I think it's happened again,oh my god how embarrassing

My god how embarrassing
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