When you attend a funeral,
It is sad to think that sooner or later
Those you love will do the same for you
And you may have thought it tragic,
Not to mention other adjec- tives,
To think of all the weeping they will do
But don't you worry
No more ashes, no more sackcloth
And an armband made of black cloth
Will some day nevermore adorn a sleeve
For if the bomb that drops on you
Gets your friends and neighbors too,
There'll be nobody left behind to grieve

And we will all go together when we go
What a comforting thought that is to know
Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement,
Yes, we will all go together when we go

We will all go together when we go
All suffuse with an incandescent glow
No one will have the endurance
To collect on his insurance,
Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go

Oh we will all fry together when we fry
We'll be french fried potatoes by and by
There will be no more misery
When the world is our rotisserie,
Yes, we will all fry together when we fry

Down by the old maelstrom,
There'll be a storm before the calm

And we will all bake together when we bake
There'll be nobody present at the wake
With complete participation
In that grand incineration,
Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak

Oh we will all char together when we char
And let there be no moaning of the bar
Just sing out a Te Deum
When you see that ICBM,
And the party will be "come as you are"

Oh we will all burn together when we burn
There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn
When it's time for the fallout
And Saint Peter calls us all out,
We'll just drop our agenda and adjourn

You will all go directly to your respective Valhallas
Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dolla's

And we will all go together when we go
Ev'ry Hottenhot and ev'ry Eskimo
When the air becomes uranious,
We will all go simultaneous
Yes we all will go together
When we all go together,