Peel me a grape
Crush me some ice
Skin me a peach
Save the fuzz for my pillow
Start me a smoke
Talk to me nice

You gotta wine me and dine me
Don't try to fool me
Bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm gettin' hungry
Peel me a grape

Pop me a cork
French me a fry
Crack me a nut
Bring a bowl full of bonbons
Chill me some wine
Keep standin' by

Just entertain me
Champagne me
Show me you love me
Kid glove me
Best way to cheer me
Cashmere me
I'm gettin' hungry
Peel me a grape

Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say do it, jump to it

Send out for Scotch
Boil me a cra
Cut me a rose
Make my tea with the petals
Just hang around
Pick up the ta

Never out-think me
Just mink me
Polar bear rug me
Don't bug me
New Thunderbird me
You heard me
I'm gettin' hungry
Peel me a grape
(Make it the seedless kind