Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
On the first day of first grade, I'll tell you what he did
He tripped over a pencil box and flew up in the air,
Landed on a kangaroo who pulled out all his hair
He needed first aide, in the first grade
First aide, in the first grade
First aide, in the first grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed
Oh, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
On the second day of second grade, I'll tell you what he did
He slipped on a banana peel and flew up in the sky,
Landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye
He needed first aide, in the second grade
First aide, in the second grade
First aide, in the second grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed
Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid,
on the third day of third grade I'll tell you what he did
He fell out of a fishing boat, splashed into the sea
Landed on a moreo who bit him on the knee
He needed first aide, in the third grade
First aide, in the third grade
First aide, in the third grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed
12th grade!
Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid,
On the twelfth day of tweltfth grade I'll tell you what he did
Walked into financial aide and fell and broke a bone
He needed first aide, in the twelfth grade
First aide, in the twelfth grade
First aide, in the twelth grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed