Chorus:
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting
Get de wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt
With the alligator on
Wo-o-o, used to live in Jamaica,
But I don't live dere no more
Had to change me lifestyle,
Do t'ings I never done before
So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman,
Living in dis American town
Gonna sell me Bob Marley records,
Gonna get me some Jackson Browne
(chorus)
Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks,
T'row away all me ganja
I'll have a Tupperware party,
Maybe join me a health spa
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruit,
And a microwave oven too
Then I'll have the neighbors over
For a weenie barbecue
(chorus)
Ain't gonna work in the field no more
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in the field no more, no, no
Gonna be Amway distributor
(Jah) Jah, jah, jah,
Life is so very hard,
I need a (jah) jah, jah, jah
Jacuzzi in my backyard
(chorus)
What you say?
(chorus)
What you say?
(chorus)