-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl-
SEAN: What's your name, baby?
GIRL #4: Desiree
SEAN: Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self
GIRL #4: What's your name?
-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player-
SEAN: My name's sean, I want to get it on
GIRL #4: Ooh
SEAN: you know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama
GIRL #4: Oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want
SEAN: Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,--
GIRL #4: Oh my
SEAN: --You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?
GIRL #4: That's sounds nice, sean
SEAN: You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor that's music to my ears
GIRL #4: I'm already naked, how about you?
SEAN: Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine
GIRL #4: You must look good you stud, are you hard?
SEAN: Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go
GIRL #4: "Tally-whacker"?
SEAN: No, no, no I said the sweet-meat
GIRL #4: Oh my god
SEAN: What?
GIRL #4: -{To other call girl- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker
-{Sean groans-
CALL GIRL #2: -{To Girl #4- your kidding?
GIRL #4: -{To other call girl- And his sweet-meat
CALL GIRL #2: -{To Girl #4- that's so gross
-{she hangs up-
SEAN: No She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute
-{hangs up-
what the fuck is happening
-{weeping-
I'm horny, goddamn it Oh, shit Fucking, this is so un-chill