I wanna make love to myself
I don't need anybody else
I'm happy with just myself
I'm my own person
I'm in love with myself

I wanna make love to myself
Just me, nobody else
I wanna give Godiva and orchids and furs and sapphires to myself
I wanna buy expensive meals
With champagne and Chateau Le Fei for myself
I wanna hire a chauffer for just myself
I wanna go dancing with myself
And nobody else
I wanna date only myself
'Cause I'm in love with myself

I wanna make love to myself

I wanna make love to myself
I wanna propose to myself
I wanna marry myself
And at the wedding I wanna kiss myself
I wanna put the ring on my finger by myself
And I wanna go on a honeymoon with myself
I wanna walk down a beautiful white sandy beach all by myself
I don't need anybody else
'Cause I'm in love with myself and only myself

I wanna make love to myself

I wanna make love to myself
I wanna experience ecstacy with myself
I wanna lose my virginity to myself
I don't need anybody else
I don't need anybody's help
Thank you very much!

I wanna orgasm with myself
I wanna be naked with myself
'Cause I'm in love with myself
And I wanna make love to myself
I love myself more and more everyday

Tonight's the night- I wanna make love to myself
I wanna put on sexy lingerie for myself
I wanna get under the covers for myself
And think sexy thoughts while I wait for myself

I wanna turn out the lights for myself
I wanna hold myself tight and kiss my ass by myself
I wanna pack my own behind and suck my face by myself
Tonight's the night- I wanna make love to myself
Because I'm in love with myself

I wanna make love to myself
After I'm through I wanna make love to you!
Then I'll be ready to make love to you
After I'm exhausted I'll be ready to make love to you
But first I wanna make love to myself!
That's how love is!