(Dot laughs)

Y+W : Helloooo, nurse!
Yakko : Uhhh
Dot : (spoken) I am NOT trying to be annoying
Y+W : Aie!

Dot : I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania
Dot overdub: Am I a cutie?
Absolutey!
And a beauty, you can bet your patootie!
D+N+Minerva: But if you touch me, or even get near me
I'll have you arrested, do you hear me?

Y+W : Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia
She's cracked in the head, and kooky in the brainia
Each line in this song sounds pretty much the sameia
Oy, Macadamia!
Ralph : Daaah
Y+W : Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia
Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania
Qui a coupé le fromage, we abstainia
Oy, Macadamia!
(Wakko burps)

Dot : Now, please don't mention by brother
The one they call Wakkoreno
(Wakko burps)
Dot overdub: He's always burping
Every hour
Dot : So I threw him out of the tower

Wakko : Whoooaaaaaa!
(Dot laughs)
Dot : (spoken) Now come on, what did you want me to do?
He was grossing me out!
And I'm just a cute little thing
So don't cross me!

Y+W : She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience painia
Cuts and bruises you will sustainia
Oy, Macadamia!
Pinky : Narf!
Y+W : Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia
The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia
Dot : Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia
Y+W : Oy, Macadamia!
Brain : Ye-e-ess!!!

Dot : (spoken) Don't hate me because I'm cute

(Pesto beats up Squit)

Squit : Ow!

Yakko : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
Skippy : Spew!
Yakko : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Y+W : Oy, Macadamia!
Boo : B'gawk!

(Dot laughs)
(Skippy laughs)
(Pinky laughs)
(D+Sk+P+HN+M laugh)
Slappy : (spoken) I don't get it What's the joke?
D+Sk+P+HN+M: Uhhh
Yakko : Uhhh

Dot : I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia
But you can call me by my other nameia
Dot overdub: Louisa
Francesca
Banana-Fanna
Bo Besca
Dot : Or just plain Dot, the name I flirt to
But if you call me Dottie, I'll have to hurt you

YW+D : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia
Nuts!