Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop Is Out Of Stock
Hang MyselfHalf Mast

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop is Out of Stock
I hang myselfvia live telecast

Coming live from my own funeralthe beautiful weather offered a nice shine,
Which is suitable for a full view of a forever altered skyline
It's times like these I freestyle biased opinions every other sentence
My journalistic ethics slip when I pass them off as objective
"Don't gimme that ethical @#%$"
I've got exclusive, explicit images to present to impressionable American kids,
And it's time to show this world how big our edifice is!

That's exactly what they attacked when a typically dark skinned Disney villain
Used civilians against civilians and charged the trojan horses into our buildings
Using commercial aviation as instruments of destruction,
Pregnant women couldn't protect their children Wheelchairs were stairway obstructions
Now I have to back petalfrom the shower of glass and metal,
Wondering how after it settles we'll find who provided power to radical rebels
The Melting Pot seems to be calling the kettle black when it boils over,
But only on our own soil so the little boy holds a toy soldier
And waits for the suit and tie to come home We won't wait 'til he's older,
Before we destroy hopes for a colder war to end "Now get a close up of his head"

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop Is Out Of Stock
Hang MyselfHalf Mast

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop is Out of Stock
I hang myself while the stock markets crash

The city is covered in inches of muck
I see some other pictures of victims are up
Grieving mothers are thinking their children are stuck
Leaping lovers are making decisions to jump
While holding handsto escape the brutal heat Sometimes in groups of the three
The fall out goes far beyond the toxic cloud where people look like debris
But all they saw after all was saidbeyond the talking heads
Was bloody dust with legs looking like the walking dead calling for meds
Hospitals are overwhelmed volunteers need to go the hell home
Moments of silence for fire fighters were interupted by cell phones
Who's going to make that call to increase an unknown death toll?
It's the one we rally behind He's got a megaphoneand he's promising to make heads roll,
So we cheer him on, but espestos is affecting our breath control
The less we knowthe more they fabricatethe easier it is to sell souls
An addictive 24 hour candle light vigil in TVs
Freedom WILL be defendedat the cost of civil liberties
Viewers are glued to television screens Stuck'cause lots of things seem too sick
I use opportunities to pluck heart strings for theme music

I'll show you which culture to punp your fist at and what foot is right to kiss
We don't know who the culprit is yetbut he looks like this
We know who the heros are Not the xenophobes who act hard,
"We taught that dog to squat How dare he do that @#%$ in our own back yard!"

They happened to scar our financial state and char our landscape
Can you count how many times so far I ran back this same damn tape?
While a camera man creates news and shoves it down our throats on the West Bank,
With a 10 second clip put on constant loop to provoke US angst

So get your tanks and load your guns and hold your sons in a family huddle,
Because even if we win this tug of war and even the scorehumanity struggles
There's a desperate need of blood for what's been uncovered under the rubble,
Some of them dug for answers in the messbut the rest were looking for trouble

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop Is Out Of Stock
Hang MyselfHalf Mast

Makeshift Patriot
The Flag Shop is Out of Stock
I hang myself
Don't waive your rights with your flags