A fella loves to be with a funny girl
The evening flies when he's with a funny girl
Female gigglers do better than wigglers
Fancy dancers are fast on their feet but slow with the answers
The boys don't want the tragic and teary kind,
They've got a thousand problems to cloud their mind
Some ladies find when they've lost their guys,
They should have made faces and crossed their eyes
Debutants would give up the social whirl,
To be a funny, funny girl
The boys don't want the tragic and teary kind,
They've got a thousand problems to cloud their mind
But if true love should decide to come,
You'd better keep those laughs to a minimum
And when his lips feel softer than bunnies,
Show him that you'll do more than make funnies
Tell him it's real, if he ever leaves, you'll die
I said "No jokes, funny girl"
Even funny girls can cry