there's nothing like a bad joke to make the enemy choke,
can't excuse the punchline, it never works the first time,
look through broken windows, and everybody looks cold,
won't ask for a reason, but shutting up's not easy

tell the one about the silverspoon that I can't understand
tell the one about the silverspoon and I won't understand
I need secondary sight, just what's lurking behind,
step on cracks I'm bleeding, I never stopped believing,
winter gave me shelter, but summer left me freezing,
thirty thousand feet up, my head has taken enough

there's nothing like a bad joke to make the enemy choke,
there's nothing like disaster to make the heart beat faster,
there's nothing like a bad day to make the enemy say,
life is like bad joke, it's always making me choke