IB - Interview Bitch
BS - When I'm not sure who's talking, or Dres and Lawnge both are
ML - Mista Lawnge
Dres - Who else?
(Yo-Yo: "Don't try to play me out, don't try to play me out")
IB - Hello We are the hosts of LASM association, Ladies Against
Sexist Motherfuckers And today our guests are Black Sheep You both
are from New York right?
BS - Ah That's true New York That's true Yo
IB - You supposedly met in North Carolina?
BS - Yea, yea, yea North Carolina Yea Uh huh Yea, yea
IB - So what's the difference between the lifestyles you lead in New
York and North Carolina?
BS - Trees and building Trees and buildings
Dres - Basically, look, there was tractors, rakes, and hoes down
there Up here we just got the hoes You know what I'm saying
BS - Tractors and rakes
IB - Dres, you seem to have a conceited personality Do you?
Dres - Next question please
IB - Ah Wow In your album you disrespect women by calling us hoes
Why is that?
Dres - Listen, listen, listen Honey, ho is merely short for honey
Dig? Hoe is short for honey We just got lazy and dropped the -ney
BS - Right Like when you drop to you knees Right, right
IB - Wait a minute Do you call you mother, or sister, or your
grandmother a ho? (Go ahead girl)
ML - Basically I do They half hoes You know what I'm saying
That's my point
IB - Mista Lawnge, what do you mean by this nine point five thing?
ML - Could we talk about that some other time
IB - But the people want to know
ML - Not right now
IB - But, but
ML - Look, I said later man
IB - I can dig it
ML - I'll bet she can ho knows all of my business
IB - Hold up, hold up All professionalism aside, motherfucker,
where do you come off thinking you're God's gift to the world? It is
dogs like you that make men look so bad
BS - He, he, he
IB - Do you really think this bullshit is going to sell?
(beep beep, beep beep, beep beep, beep beep)
ML - Well listen it's like this Ah, I am a very important man
Right And as you can tell It doesn't really matter because, as long
as I'm up in somebody busting somebodies gills Right
IB - Look I've had enough of your egotistical, chauvinistic, pimp
daddy, immature, couldn't get a real woman even if you want to
attitude
Dres - Honey Listen Honey, check this out
IB - That's it I can't take it any more
Dres - Honey Listen Honey Listen
IB - This is the end of this interview Later
BS - Come on
IB - I said later man
BS - He can dig it
I like them niggers I like them niggers I like them niggers
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