Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
and I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
and I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control yeah I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Well you started off with nothing
and you're proud that you're a self-made man
yeah
and your friends they all come crawling,
slap you on the back and say
Please
Please

Trying to make some sense of it all
but I can see that it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle
Stuck in the middle

Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right!
Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right! (Stuck in the middle)
Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right! (Stuck in the middle)
Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right! (uh-uh)
Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Well you started off with nothing
and you're proud that your a self-made man
ah-ah yeah
Now your friends they all come crawling,
slap you on the back and say
Please
Please

Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
and I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you (ah-yeah)
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am!
Stuck in the middle with you
With you, with you, with you