I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a Weight Watcher,
Watchin' food go by
My, my, my
I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a plate watcher
Here comes a cream pie
Mmmm, mmm, mmm
I was just a boy
When I tried to eat my toy
Couldn't reacy my toes
To put my shoes on
But now I'm 28,
I'm big, fat, and overweight
I've got a new pastime to chew on
I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a plate watcher
Watchin' food go by,
My, my, my
Plate of cheese nachos
I gotta watch those
Here come some now
Mmm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm
Oh, no, none for me, thanks
Watchin' my figure
Oh, they look delicious
No, no, no, no
Oh, they smell good, too
MmmI shouldn't, I really shouldn't
You make these yourself?
Well, maybe just two