Every day's a hassle when you never sleep at night
Tossing and turning and shaking uncomfortably
But today's the fucking weekend
So we're sleeping until five
Wake up and lock the door and burn off calories

Never let go when you talk to me
Your stories are boring, they put me to sleep
But that's just what I wanted
And I swear that's what I needed,
My busy day of sleeping in

Cut power to the cell phones, automate all replies
Pass out on couches, put wings in the microwave
Open up a bottle, it'll beep when they are done
I heard it beep Fuck it, man Let's have another one

Do you have a prob if I drink some more?
You don't have a problem Let's both drink some more
'Cause this is all I needed, yeah
Alcohol and coffee
My busy day of sleeping in

They're all mindless sheep
Let's kick everyone else's ass and teeth
Right in
Nails right through their feet
The world cannot move now, let's go back to sleep

When we rejoin the public, we'll laugh at everyone
Chumps who celebrate four-month anniversaries
They're all fucking suckers, I'm done with everyone
'Cause I finally found someone who's antisocial with me

Never let go when you talk to me
Your stories are boring, they put me to sleep
Everyone can die now,
'Ñause I found you and you're perfect
My busy day of sleeping in