8 o'clock Monday Night 'n I'm waitin'
To fin'lly talk to a girl a LiL cooler than me
Her name is Nona she's a Rocker with a Nose ring
She wears a two-way and I'm not quite sure what that means

And When she Walks, All the wind blows and the Angles sing
But she doesn't notice me

'Cause she's watchin' Wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to Rap Metal
Turn tables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me than you'd be
Screamin' "Someone Shoot Me!"
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get The Girl All The Bad Guys Want!

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her CD changers full of singers that are mad at their dad
She said she'd like to score some Reefer and a 40
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And When she Walks, All the wind blows and the Angles sing
But she doesn't notice me

'Cause she's watchin' Wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to Rap Metal
Turn tables in her eyes
She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack Season Pass
Drivin' in a Trans Am
Does a Mullet make a Man?

It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me than you'd be
Screamin' "Someone Shoot Me!"
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get The Girl All The Bad Guys Want!

There she goes again with Fishnets on
And Dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart I wanna be sedated
And all I wanted was to See her Naked!!

Now I'm watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to Rap Metal
Turn tables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I gots a moped (moped moped)

It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me than you'd be
Screamin' "Someone Shoot Me!"
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get The Girl All The Bad Guys Want!

'Cause she's The Girl All The Bad Guys Want (fade to end)