"Well hello there little boy
Now don't be shy
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky
Well, I'm just a little shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outaa water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal

And bring me some BRAINS!
Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
you'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He's not using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43
His brain is the portrait of atrophy
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll drink their (her) brains 'til they're zombified
Sure they (she) might think it's deranged
But they (she)won't give it a thought
Once I've eaten their (her) brain
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they (she) think(s) it's strange,
They (she)won't think twice
If they (she)don't have a brain!

Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hour later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the donut shop
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see

Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones
No time to cook em in a skillet
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
i'll just grab my self a straw and drink em!!!

Now you've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink
Fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And i promise I'll be your bestest friend

BRAIN
Bring me her Brain
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!!
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"