We are building a religion,
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes
We are building a religion
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains
To resist it is useless,
It is useless to resist it
His cigerratte is burning but it never seems to ash
He is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location but you'd better come with cash

Now his hat is on backwards He can show you his tattoos
He is in the music buisness he is calling you "DUDE!"

Now today is tomorrow and tomorrow's today
And yesterday is weaving in and out
And the fluffy white lines that the airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front of the waning of the moon

He is handling the money He's serving the food
He knows about your party He is calling you "DUDE!"

Now, do you believe in the one big sign?
The double wide shine on the boot hills of your prime
Doesn't matter if you're skinny Doesn't matter if you're fat
You can dress up like a sultan in your onion-head hat

We are bulding a religion We are making a brand
We're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
Take a bit of this apple, Mr Corporate Events
Take a walk through the jungle of cardboard shedies and tents
Some people drink pepsi Some people drink coke (coke)
The wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke

He says now, "Do you believe in the one big song?"
He's now accepting callers who would like to sing along
He says, "Do you believe in the one true edge?"
By fastening your saftey belts and stepping towards the ledge

He is handling the money He is serving the food
He is now accepting callers He is calling me "DUDE!"

Do you believe in the one big sign?
The double wide shine on the boot hills of your prime
There's no need to ask directions if you ever lose your mind
We're behind you We're behind you
And let us please remind you
We can send a car to find you
If you ever lose your way

We are bulding a religion
We are bulding it bigger
We are building a religion
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers for these beautiful pendant keychains