Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and take spanish and get a

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nina's and their Nino's Nano Nano Nina Nono!

Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue

"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"

*phone rings*
Mexican Americans like to answer telephone calls and say hello
to whoever's on the other end