(Cledus T Judd/Stephanie Bentley/Jeff Carter/Holly Lamar/Christopher Clark)

I can smell the onions floating in the air
Must be something that you ate
I can't imagine how your mouth must taste
Forgive me if I turn away

The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees
I almost pass out in your arms
I need a gas mask every time that you come near,
And the halitosis starts

I can smell your breath
It's chokin' me to death
The only one who doesn't know is you
Here's some gum to chew,
Oh Baby, there's no way of kissin' me
Whaddya have for lunch
Don't you ever brush?
Baby, a binoca blast or two's what I'd suggest
I can smell your breath

Bad breath

It's tough to be there when your wakin' up
And that green cloud fills up the room
It's worser than it's ever been before,
And I know, and you know,
(And everybody in a three mile radius knows!)
You should see a dentist soon

'Cos I can smell your breath
It's gaggin' me to death
Somethin' must have died inside of you
Whatcha oughtta do, is chase a cert or two with Listerine
Even when you're gone,
The odour lingers on
I'm buyin' you an Oral-B and a Jumbo tube of Crest
'Cos I can smell your breath

Bad breath

Can't you smell the funk that's floating in the air
Must be something that you ate