I've been aching to sneeze, begging, "Please, pretty please"
But I can't get the thing to come out
I've been down on my knees, I've been pissing on trees
But the evil thing just won't come out

Come on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty baby

I've been waking at dawn with the big bird on
And I can't make the thing go away
I've been throwing up drinks in the toilets and sinks
But it just sticks around anyway

Come on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty baby

I've been waking at dawn with a fever going on
And a stain that just won't wash away
I've got nothing to hide, it's just something inside
Keeps coming back, day after day

Come on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty baby, oh yeah
My pretty baby, yeah, my pretty baby