(One, two)

They call her Stretch Annie
She's as tall as an ol' pine tree
They call her Stretch Annie
Say giraffe runs in her family
They call her Stretch Annie
But she sure look good to me

You got to reach up in the sky
If you just wanna hold her hand
She makes every guy she dates
Look just like Napoleon
When her teacher said "sit down"
She said "I'm sorry miss, I already am"

They call her Stretch Annie
She's as tall as an ol' pine tree
Oh, they call her Stretch Annie
Say giraffe runs in her family, yeah
They call her Stretch Annie
But she sure look good to me

Some girls they try with all their might
To gain a little height by wearin' high heels
And puffin' up their hair
Well, Annie she just laughs
When all the girls they ask
"How's the weather up there?", ow

(solo)

Some girls they try with all their might
To gain a little height by wearin' high heels
And puffin' up their hair
Well, Annie she'll just laugh
When all the girls they ask
"How's the weather up there?"

They call you Stretch Annie
You're as tall as an ol' pine tree
(Yeah, oh) oh, wow
They call you Stretch Annie
Say giraffe runs in her family, yeah, yeah
Call you Stretch Annie
'Cause you sure look good to me, to me

They call you Stretch Annie
'Cause you sure look good to me, now
I love you, Stretch Annie
'Cause you still ain't as tall
(Still ain't as tall)
No, still ain't as tall as me