By dean friedman

Superman is a friend of mine he drops by my house all the time
He's no different than me or you he even helps start the barbecue
And when the rest of the guests get there,
He grills those burgers medium rare and i'm¡­

Hob-nobbin' sharin' a meal with the man of steel
Hob-nobbin' hangin' loose with a guy named bruce
Hob-nobbin' partee with the cats from dc
Hob-nobbin' with batman and robin

Who's that raidin' the refridgerator? it's none other than the caped crusader
The boy wonder is in the den, playing five card stud with the x-men
And though I know it's not polite to point but there's the joker and the penguin and they're smokin' a joint and i'm¡­

Hob-nobbin' make the scene with wolverine
Hob-nobbin' talking trash with the flash
Hob-nobbin' gettin' in the swing with the thing
Hob-nobbin' with batman and robin

Daredevil he's the man without fear eatin' jalapeno peppers with a cold beer
The green hornet and kato too, and all they ever do is argue
Silver surfer he's so cool, floatin' on his board in my swimming pool and i'm¡­

Hob-nobbin' shootin' the breeze with mr freeze
Hob-nobbin' gettin' tight with the dark knight
Hob-nobbin' sharin' a feast with the beast
Hob-nobbin' with batman and robin

Anytime I'm feelin' less than zero
I get together with the superheros

Had a little problem, it wasn't too drastic got a helpin' hand from mr fantastic
Someone locked the bathroom on the 2nd floor
So, he reached through the window and he opened the door
But when we walked in we were thunderstruck - supergirl was in the bath with howard the duck and i'm¡­

Hob-nobbin' cruisin' the room with dr doom
Hob-nobbin' sippin' cider with ghost rider
Hob-nobbin' talkin' up a storm with the storm
Hob-nobbin' with batman and robin

Sometimes spiderman, he swings by he's a pretty introspective guy
He's not all that dynamic likes to hang around in his webbed hammock
But let me tell you, spidey's in for a shock 'cause gwendolyn's dancin' with doc oc and i'm¡­

Hob-nobbin' gonna linger with the web-slinger
Hob-nobbin' hob-nobbin' with the hob-goblin
Hob-nobbin' just chillin' with the master villain
Hob-nobbin' with batman and robin

After a while the teenagers appear we send 'em out for pizza and beer
When they return the music is pumpin', the temperature's hot and the joint is jumpin'
Thank stan and his gang and the cats from dc
Superheros sure know how to party

Hob-nobbin' make the scene with wolverine
Hob-nobbin' talking trash with the flash
Hob-nobbin' shootin' the breeze with mr freeze
Hob-nobbin' with batman and robin