And I'll tell you something else right now I have the solution to the drug problem in this country Nobody wants to hear it, but I have it Not less drugs, more drugs Get more drugs, and give 'em the right fucking people Mmm mm, cuz every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy It's always like Len Bias, or Janis Joplin, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Belushi You know what I mean!? The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never fucking overdose man, never! You could put them in a room with two tons of crack They come out a half an hour later, "Rock on man!" "Shit, they're still alive Fuck! They're probly gonna make another double-live album now, God dammit!"
I take music pretty seriously You see that scar on my wrist? You see that? You know where that's from? I heard the Beegees were getting back together again I couldn't take it, okay! That was the only good thing about the 1980's We got rid of one of the Beegees One down, three to go That's what I say, folks Yeah! Here's ten bucks! Bring me the head of Barry Mantilow, alright? I wanna drink beer out of his empty head! I wanna have a Barry Mantilow skull keg party at my apartment, ok?! You write the songs, we'll drink the beer out of your head
We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God! I want it! God! Jesus! Now we've got twenty-five more years Yeah, I'm real fucking happy now, God I'm wearing a huge happy hat, Jesus Christ! I mean Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter Come on, folks "Get on that helicopter John Shut the fuck up and get on that helicopter! There's a hair dresser in there