He's tall and he's dark,
And like the shark, he looks for trouble,
That's why the zeroes double,
Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

He's suave and he's smooth
And he can soothe you like vanilla
The gentleman's a killer
Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Damoiselles and danger
Have filled the stranger's past
Like a knife he cuts thro' life
Like every day's the last

He's fast and he's cool
He's from the school that loves and leaves 'em
A pity if it grieves 'em!
Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang's not a fool

Oh, damoiselles and danger
Have filled the stranger's past
Like the knife he cuts thro' life
Like every day's the last

He's fast and he's cool
He's from the school that loves and leaves 'em
A pity if it grieves 'em!
Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang's not a fool
No, he's no fool
He's no fool
He is no fool