They're so lovely
At playing parts
And cupid tried to hit me with
That poison dart
Snuck up so early
And silently
Trick treat won't work today
Benaeath my skin to creep
Saying

To stay away from them but don't complain to me
'Cause my my baby's not like the rest to me
No, my my baby's not like the rest to me

Cold and well oiled
Like a machine
Learn all those pickup lines from
Men's magazines
Spent up on presents
Allself addressed
Lost track of everything
Not name-brand at the best
I know

To stay away from them but don't complain to me
'Cause my my baby's not like the rest to me
No, my my baby's not like the rest to me

Middle

1, 2, Gimme more!

So until next time
I'll be the first
To pass up on the chance to
Get some abuse
Thought it all over
And over starts
To be the antidote
To that poison dart
I know

To stay away from them
But don't complain to me
'Cause my my baby's not like the rest to me
No, my my baby's not like the rest to me