Orval, Duvel, Corsendonk
Scaldis, Chimay, Rodenbach
Westmalle Triple, Golden Carolus
Belgian Alcoholocaust!!!

Get startin' with Hoegaarden!
I'm flash whacked on Pauwel Kwak!

I've raised many a glass with St Sixtus
And deviled my brain with Duvel
My mind is as high as the heavens,
But my liver is burning in Hell!!!

Bellvue, Boon Gueuze, Timmermans
DeTroch, Leifmans, Lindemans
Rose de Gambrinus by Cantillion
Belgian Alcoholocaust!!!

Go get say, geuze or peche!
On framboise or kreik, get lambiclly geeked!

Sixtus, Leffe, Affligem
Witkap Pater, Grimbergen
Tunic frocked and drunk again!
Belgian Alcoholocaust!!!

The Abbey ales just don't fail!
Several tripples will leave you crippled!!!

Belgium is literally heaven on Earth for the beer afficionado!
No other country can boast of more distinct, individualistic styles,
So rich and complex in character Whether it's the unique lambics
Or the top fermenting, bottle conditioned strong ales,
Belgium's beers deserve the most sincere reverence!
"This is drink most sensuous"

Brigand, Steendonk, Mort Subite
Saison Dupont, Oerbier
Petrus Triple, De Verboden Vrucht
Belgian Alcoholocaust!!!

Chimay Blue will slay you!
Liquid grail Satan Ale!!!

Orvel, Duvel, Corsendonk
Scaldis, Chimay, Rodenbach
Tunic frocked and drunk again
Belgian Alcoholocaust!!!

I'm the Stille Nacht snowman
And I'm drowning in Scaldis Noel!
My mind is as high as the heavens,
But my liver is burning in Hell!!!