You never would believe
The things that I have seen
In my professional career
Well people can be cruel
But honestly I never meant to hurt you

I'm just a car crash collaborator
I'm just a cold cash negotiator

As you crawl from the debris
Remember that it's just the way I feed my family
I'm sorry 'bout the scars
At least you can still count yourself among the living

I keep one eye on the road
And the other on your rear
Because when you least expect it
Got the most to fear
You got the most to fear

From a car crash collaborator
I'm just a cold cash negotiator
Baby I'm a car crash collaborator
I'm just a cold cash negotiator

Sipping on an oxygen cocktail
With an ambulance chaser (x2)

Sipping on an oxygen cocktail
Sipping on an oxygen cocktail
With an ambulance chaser (x7)

Sipping on an oxygen cocktail
Sipping on an oxygen cocktail