Do you have love
Enough for the whole world?
You go out -You hide out
We all want to know you

Every once in awhile
You sign a photograph

And if I met you on the street
Would you be really nice to me
Or would you ignore me and make me feel stupid?
I feel like a know you like a friend
-seen every movie you’ve been in
But if you ignore me I’ll hate you cause I am
Your biggest fan

I love
Your garbage
To touch it
Is to touch you

Every once in awhile
I sell a piece for cash

And if you saw me on your street
Would you be really nice to me
Or would you start screaming and have me arrested?
You know that I love you like a friend
-love every song you ever sing
But if you start screaming I’ll hate you cause I am
Your biggest fan

And if I called you on the phone
Would you say , “Hey, how are ya’ doin’?”
Or would you hang up in my face like an asshole?
You know I’d do anything for you
No one knows you like I do
But if you ignore me you’ll lose me – and I am
Your biggest fan – I’m Your biggest fan