In the beginning was the hype,
the loud fanfare as I grabbed the mic
Suckah MC's stepped with no clout,
don't quit your day job or your paper route
Fantastic and so spastic,
drop dope rhymes like sonic booms,
that's the kind of hype that could clear this room

I got hype so big,
it's stacked so high,
other MC's just stand and cry
Brad slapped your Mama,
your Mama asked "why?"
When Brad says "hype",
you do or die
Implausible, impossible,
we drop dope rhymes like sonic booms,
that's the kind of hype that could clear this room

Chorus:
The packaging is nice,
we're building it to sell,
call all your people in Hollywood and Nashville
It's one in a million,
in fact we broke the die,
it's all of the hype that your money can buy

It's the fattest rhymes,
it's the hypest hype,
my name is Reese,
Don't call me Mike
This song is good,
don't ask me why,
it's all the hype that your money can buy
Falsified unjustified,
drop dope rhymes like sonic booms,
that's the kind of hype that could clear this room

It's so wrong,
so far from true,
in secret,
I'm just like you