The lights are feeling heavy
The walls are closing in
Music's hard to swallow
Talks a violin
Identikit formations
Moustaches in the pearls
The girls are on the tables
The men are on the girls
Someone stopped the world
Chorus:
The night, ooh the night
The night of the jetsetters ball
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
The prince is on the ceiling
The ministers in drag
The actress smokes a chimney
The husband smokes a fag
The president's a lulu
He thinks he's being bugged
The judge is hanging china
The coppers being mugged
Someone pulled the plug
(chorus)
The guns are at the window
Knives are at the door
The Christian's got a hammer
He turns the cheek no more
The bridegroom and his lady
Wrestling on the brink
The vicar without an eyeball
Is in there with a wink
Someone fixed the drink
(chorus)
The night of the jetsetters ball
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh