I parked my car where it ran out
Of my last five bucks of gas
Now I'm standing here with my hand out
Wondering how long bad luck can last

I sent the money to the ex-wife
But the check won't clear
I'm buried in zeros, clean upto my ears

My hail Mary must have missed her train
'Cause I can barely afford a rainy day
I'm taking my swing, breaking the bat in two
It ain't like I have Jack to lose
I guess you could say, I'm down to my last shot
Well, it's all or nothing, nothing's all I got

I'm gonna finish off that invention
That's gonna make me a millionaire
Or maybe focus my attention
On all the money, hidden right out there

Starting today, I'm gonna turn it around
If I can just get one foot, firm on the ground

My hail Mary must have missed her train
'Cause I can barely afford a rainy day
I'm taking my swing, breaking the bat in two
It ain't like I have Jack to lose
I guess you could say, I'm down to my last shot
Well, it's all or nothing, nothing's all I got

Starting today, I'm gonna turn it around
If I can just get one foot, firm on the ground

My hail Mary must have missed her train
'Cause I can barely afford a rainy day
I'm taking my swing, breaking the bat in two
It ain't like I have Jack to lose
I guess you could say, I'm down to my last shot
Well, it's all or nothing, nothing's all I got

Yeah, I guess you could say, I'm down to my last shot
Well, it's all or nothing, nothing's all I got