When I was just a two foot belly button jack
I saved all my money robbin' the penn central track
Cause money was a thing of mine
And I had that thing in my head

But if honey's just a fling of mine
Why ain't that fling in my bed

When I grew to be a big boy my pa he got me a bride
I married a girl named Bunny had a fanny thirteen feet wide
Cause Bunny was a thing of mine
And me and that thing we got wed

But if honey's just a fling of mine
Why ain't that fling in my bed

Soon I'm gonna be a big star have nothing but the cream of the crop
And maybe someday I'll go back to Bunny
And say ain't you proud of this wop

Cause funny fame's a thing of mine
And I'll sing that thing till I'm dead
But if honey's just a fling of mine
Why ain't that fling in my bed
Oh lord if honey's just a fling of mine
Why ain't that fling in my bed