She calls me on the phone,
Hoping that I'm home
And that i'm all alone
But when I say, "Hello?"
I only hear dialtone
She thinks that I'm her own
Outside my window she crept,
Watching my every step

Chorus:

Oh, uh oh She's following me
Oh, uh oh She's out of her tree
Oh, uh oh She's off of her rocker
I wanna marry my stalker

Oh oh oh oh oh, uh oh (2x)

Sometimes she says she's my mom,
Looks like she doesn't belong
She's my own peeping-tom
Flowers everyday,
The cops will tell her to stay,
500 feet away

She's sleeping on my doorstep,
She hasn't heard me yet

Chorus:

Oh, uh oh She's following me
Oh, uh oh She's out of her tree
Oh, uh oh She's off of her rocker
I wanna marry my stalker

This morning she wasn't there,
I hope she still cares

I almost gave up hope,
But today I awoke to a private note
She said she's going to jail,
For going through my mail,
But she'll stay on my trail

Chorus:

Oh, uh oh She's following me
Oh, uh oh She's out of her tree
Oh, uh oh She's off of her rocker
I wanna marry my,
I wanna marry my,
I wanna marry my stalker