You're a mean one Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
And as charming as an eel,
Mr Grinch!
You're a bad banana,
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mr Grinch!
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Mr Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr Grinch!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a rotter, Mr Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato,
Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
Mr Grinch!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr Grinch!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey,
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr Grinch!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!