She likes to read I like tv
She's checking out my good friend steve
She likes a beer I like a shot
Her parents think I'm selling pot

She likes the boys in the band
She goes and plays in the strand
When I take pictures in public she complains
The pictures of my life gone down the drain

I like to drive she likes to walk
She caught me jackin in my sock
I like a drink she likes a dance
I'm drunk again I cut my pants

She likes the boys in the band
I like the surf she likes the sand
When I come home late she's got the look

For you I'd do it, just for you I'd do it
I would wash my car, get a jo
Odor eaters, promise just for you I'd do it
For you for you, for you for you
For you for you, for you for you

I guess our eyes will never meet
Mark please put down the toilet seat
She likes to kiss, I'd rather fuck
And all her friends think I'm a smuck

She did the boys in the band
I guess I'll be a single man
I used to want to sleep and she'd complain
The pictures of my life washed down the drain

I'll wash my car, get a jo
Odor eaters, promise I'll recycle all my beer cans
Like I promised I would do
I will cancel my subscription to jugs and
Just for you I'd do it

I'll wash my car, get a jo
Odor eaters, promise I'll recycle all my beer cans
Like I promised I would do
I will cancel my subscription to jugs and
Just for you I'd do it

For you for you, for you for you
For you for you, for you for you