Hello there sir
Well I'll tell ya, I've lived around here all my life
and I never once noticed this place
You need a sign out there or somethin buddy,
probably bring some business to the joint
Yes, how may I help you today?
I'm lookin for some kind of uh
some kind of clock or somethin, somethin for the old man
He collects old shit like this and I figured,
I figured I'd get 'em somethin before he dies and rots on me ya know?
Ah, well perhaps you can use a gift yourself?
Well, I'm not much for old shit like this myself
But I insist, I have somethin just right for you
This will help you find more then you are looking for
A candle huh? Yeah well maybe I'm in the wrong place
Consider it a gift from your neighbor
But I hehhave electricity in my house
No, this is no ordinary candle by boy
Come closer and witness the light
that this magical candle will shed upon your life
Listen uh, I really gotta get goin
Witness my friend, witness the light, of the Amazing Jeckel Brothers!