Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter? Melted?
stick it all in a bowl baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you
So suck on my balls

Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
and give that spoon a lick?

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salted balls
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
there packed full of goodness, high on fiber
Suck on my balls

[sniff, sniff, sniff]

Hey, wait a minute
What's that smell
Smell like something burning
Well that don't confront me none
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion
Oh man baby, baby!
You just burned my balls!
Help me, my balls on fire
????? baby
my balls are burning
give me some water!
Pour some water on me!
my balls are burning
oh my goodness,
I'm blow'n
I'm blow'n
do somethin-aca