Here comes Dick
He's wearin' a skirt
Here comes Jane
You know she's sporting a chain

Same hair revolution
Same build evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss?

And they love each other so
Androgynous
Closer than you know
Love each other so
Androgynous

Well, don't get him wrong
And don't get him mad
He might be your father
But he sure ain't a dad

She don't need
The advice that they send her
She's happy the way she looks
She's happy with her gender

And they love each other so
Androgynous
Closer than you know
Love each other so
Androgynous

Mirror image, see no damage
See no evil at all
Cupid dolls and urine stalls
Will be laughed at
The way you're laughed at now

Now somethin' meets boy
And somethin' meets girl
They both are the same
They're overjoyed in this world

Same hair revolution
Unisex, evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss?

And tomorrow Dick is wearin' pants
Tomorrow Jane is wearin' a dress
Future outcasts and a they don't last
And a today the people dress the way that they please
The way they tried to do in the last century

And they love each other so
Androgynous
Closer than you know
Love each other so
Androgynous

Androgynous
Androgynous
Don't you get it?
Androgynous