Right now I'm here slow dancing with a real bad chick,
and she's getting real frisky
Right now I'm at the bar buying some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot the whiskey
Right now I'm standing up behind her with a pool stickshowing her how to shoot a combo

And I don't know

That she dug her keys into the side of my pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved her name into my leather seats
She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires

Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat

Right now she standing up singing some
ghetto version of Mariah karaoke
Right now she's telling me that she's drunk
and I'm thinking I'm about to get lucky
Right now I'm in here dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo

But I don't know

That she dug her keys into the side of my pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved her name into my leather seats
She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires

Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
because the next time that I cheat

Oh, you know she might cheat on me

Ohh

'Cause she dug her keys into the side of my pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved her name into my leather seats
She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires

Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat

Ohh before I cheat